Ghosted by Your Costume: The Spooky Truth About Halloween Fails
 
Ghosted by Your Costume: The Spooky Truth About Halloween Fails Ah, Halloween—the one magical night where adults justify buying candy “for the kids,” and kids justify sprinting through neighborhoods like sugar-fueled marathoners. But let’s be real: Halloween is less “spooky season” and more “embarrassment Olympics.” Forget ghosts; nothing haunts you faster than a bad costume decision. Take the classic inflatable T-Rex costume . Sure, it’s hilarious—until you realize you can’t fit through doorways and you’re sweating like you just ran a 10K in a plastic sauna. Meanwhile, your friend dressed as a “sexy traffic cone” is somehow pulling it off. Life isn’t fair. Then there’s the haunted house dilemma. Everyone swears, “It won’t be that scary!” Ten minutes later, you’re clinging to the ankle of a random 12-year-old because a guy in a clown mask jumped out of a closet. Respect gone. Dignity? Missing. Therapy bills? Pending. Pumpkin carving is another yearly lie we tell ourselves. Pinterest ma...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
