Why Is Folding a Fitted Sheet Considered Advanced Geometry? A User's Guide to Domestic Defeat
Why Is Folding a Fitted Sheet Considered Advanced Geometry? A User's Guide to Domestic Defeat Let’s be honest: folding a fitted sheet is less “household chore” and more “Olympic-level mental puzzle.” You start with good intentions—corners in hand, confidence in your eyes—and five minutes later, you’re locked in a WWE smackdown with elastic fabric that somehow multiplied into new corners while you weren’t looking. Forget geometry. This is quantum physics. Black holes? Multiverse theory? Nah, scientists should be studying Aunt Linda trying to stuff a “folded” fitted sheet into a linen closet that looks like a laundry avalanche crime scene. And it’s not just the fitted sheet that mocks us. Everyday domestic life is riddled with sneaky struggles: The Grocery Bag Gauntlet : You insist on carrying all 37 bags at once because making a second trip is an attack on your pride. You end up waddling like a penguin, praying the frozen pizza doesn’t crash to the driveway. The Mysterious T...